"Wow, look at you, Gillian. Stooping to a level you have only ever before criticized. I am ashamed." Me too, my friend, me too. I've even begun atwittering. And I'll tell you what. I am loving it. A completely open forum where I can freely discuss every innermost thought without feeling like I'm burdening those around me? I have reached my Mecca. Hello, Mecca.
Without further ado.
My Top Ten Sex To-Do List (in no particular order)
(what were you expecting?)
1. In a shower. Not, of course, that I haven't already done this. I have. As part of a threesome, once. But I really want that hard, pressed-against-the-tile, foot-propped-on-the-side, choking-on-the-water-in-my-eyes kind of shower sex. It sounds unpleasant (maybe?) but my mental visuals are pretty compelling.
2. With food. I'm really vibing homemade chocolate sauce licked off someone's toned, preferably only lightly-furred, stomach. And my own. Belly button included, please.
3. With ice. Nipples, duh, but also inside. A combo with a hot shower would be even better. And a vibrator.
4. From behind while leaning over something soft. Not sure about anyone else, but gosh I love it while laying on my stomach. Unfortunately, I've run into mechanical issues just laying flat on the bed. I really want to spend more time propped against a bunch of cushions, or one of those giant bean bag bed things.
5. In a car. For old times' sake.
6. With a vibrating cock ring. 'Nuff said.
7. With a woman. For the record, I don't call myself a lesbian. I have always and forever been sexually attracted to and satisfied by men. However, I rarely notice men in public, I only ever look at women. I find kissing girls to be an exceptional experience that makes me want to experiment, expand beyond into more erotic activities. Just thinking about it turns me on. So yeah, I want to have sex with a woman (again) to sort of figure things out a bit. And I think eating a woman out would just be a thrilling adventure I could add to my list of sexual conquests. Yup, I have one of those too.
8. With a woman and a man. With every kind of kinky combo MFF can perform.
9. While fucked up on something. Drugs are fun.
10. At all. Oh, that. See, here's the thing. It's been like, 8 months. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by a hell of a lot (it's actually that I sort of can't remember the precise date of the last time...it was barely semi-exciting, obviously). So my 2011 resolution, my primary resolution, is to have more sex. Like, a lot more. January...unfortunately passed me by. I did kiss 3 guys as the ball dropped! And I've been kissed since, too. Then there's the date I had with a married man last Thursday...
But more about that later.
Without further ado.
My Top Ten Sex To-Do List (in no particular order)
(what were you expecting?)
1. In a shower. Not, of course, that I haven't already done this. I have. As part of a threesome, once. But I really want that hard, pressed-against-the-tile, foot-propped-on-the-side, choking-on-the-water-in-my-eyes kind of shower sex. It sounds unpleasant (maybe?) but my mental visuals are pretty compelling.
2. With food. I'm really vibing homemade chocolate sauce licked off someone's toned, preferably only lightly-furred, stomach. And my own. Belly button included, please.
3. With ice. Nipples, duh, but also inside. A combo with a hot shower would be even better. And a vibrator.
4. From behind while leaning over something soft. Not sure about anyone else, but gosh I love it while laying on my stomach. Unfortunately, I've run into mechanical issues just laying flat on the bed. I really want to spend more time propped against a bunch of cushions, or one of those giant bean bag bed things.
5. In a car. For old times' sake.
6. With a vibrating cock ring. 'Nuff said.
7. With a woman. For the record, I don't call myself a lesbian. I have always and forever been sexually attracted to and satisfied by men. However, I rarely notice men in public, I only ever look at women. I find kissing girls to be an exceptional experience that makes me want to experiment, expand beyond into more erotic activities. Just thinking about it turns me on. So yeah, I want to have sex with a woman (again) to sort of figure things out a bit. And I think eating a woman out would just be a thrilling adventure I could add to my list of sexual conquests. Yup, I have one of those too.
8. With a woman and a man. With every kind of kinky combo MFF can perform.
9. While fucked up on something. Drugs are fun.
10. At all. Oh, that. See, here's the thing. It's been like, 8 months. Maybe I'm exaggerating, but not by a hell of a lot (it's actually that I sort of can't remember the precise date of the last time...it was barely semi-exciting, obviously). So my 2011 resolution, my primary resolution, is to have more sex. Like, a lot more. January...unfortunately passed me by. I did kiss 3 guys as the ball dropped! And I've been kissed since, too. Then there's the date I had with a married man last Thursday...
But more about that later.
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